Kid Kaotic Before His Match

by Kid Kaotic Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:42 am

Tracy Elmin: "I'm here backstage with Kid Kaotic,"
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She looks at Kid Kaotic nervously.
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Tracy: "Please don't hurt me."
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Kid Kaotic: "Hurt you? Why would I do that? I've got a match coming up. That's where I do the hurting."
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Tracy: "OK, let's talk about that match. You make your in-ring debut tonight against TheRoachKiller in a last blood match. Your thoughts?"
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Kid: "Hehe, last blood. Someone's going to be dripping before the night is out. Oh, I can't wait..."
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Kid Kaotic has a sinister look in his eye.
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Tracy: "Disturbing. What can we expect from Kid Kaotic tonight?"
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Kid: "The only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Just when you think I'm about to juke, I jive. When you think I'll razzle, I dazzle. What else could you expect? My in-ring style is in my name. Why else would they call me chaotic?"
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Tracy: "What do you think about your opponent?"
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Kid: "What the bug guy? I mean, c'mon, who goes by a generic name like that? TheRoachKiller? Really? I'd hate to know what his locker room looks like with that name. I do know one thing, though, roaches can survive, but this killer won't be. So bring your pesticide and you fly swatter 'cuz chaos is coming."
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Tracy: "Back to you guys at the ring."

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